DSS...

Thursday, 7 January 2010
UPDATE: They are so clearly designed by a man who will never need to walk with his feet at a 90 degree angle. But god they're beautiful, and if I can learn to walk in them (because looking uncomfortable and ungainly is never stylish) I'll keep them both and yes, will eat next month.

DSS = Drunken Sale Shopping

or Department of Social Security = where I'll be headed next if I don't return one