Fucking Amazing Mascara!

Monday, 26 July 2010


The super all-in-one mascara of your dreams!

It does everything except balance your checkbook.
But with lashes like these, we don’t see why you have to!
Available in shades- catwoman, wonderwoman and supergirl.
Translation:
It is a cheap ok formula where we have nothing extraordinary to say but we describe it in such a cute way claiming superlatives without actually committing to anything that you will think you are so hip and smart to buy it.
Another smashing success brought to you by the High Priestess of Bullshit!